texasradiofish
04-25-2010, 09:16 PM
Today's email:
Over two thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Franklin Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".
Now Obama has obviated the need for your shovels, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
Depressed about health care plans, economy, wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, lost liberty, cap and trade, VAT, taxes, big government, etc. I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...:huh:
Over two thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Franklin Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".
Now Obama has obviated the need for your shovels, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
Depressed about health care plans, economy, wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, lost liberty, cap and trade, VAT, taxes, big government, etc. I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...:huh: